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If Obama Wins, He’ll be assassinated.

I don’t like to say it, I don’t even like to think it, because I think Obama is a good candidate, but if he wins the presidency, I give him less than two years before he’s assassinated. Why? Because there are still a great number of racist and ignorant people in this country. Like people who think Barack’s last name is Osama, as one dumb-ass girl told me last night, or people that think he’s muslim.Let me clear things up for the morons: he’s half black (his mother is white), he’s christian, and I don’t even think his middle name is Hussien but his last name definitely isn’t Osama, it’s OBAMA you morons! If you don’t know who to vote for, if you don’t even know all the candidate’s names, please don’t fucking vote - you’re too dumb to risk participation.Anyway back to my point on Obama being assassinated. How am I so sure? Because I work with one such ignorant racist. Unless I have extremely underestimated the American people, if Obama wins the Democratic nomination, John McCain will win the election easily. There are even democrats who will vote for Hilary, but not Obama due to race. Which shows you how dumb these mother-fuckers are in the first place. I’ll use my co-worker as an example. He loathes Bush, hates republicans, he wants Hilary Clinton to win. However he will vote for McCain if Obama wins the democratic nomination. In other words, just because Obama is half-black (way too black for a president, I guess) he would sooner vote for McCain even though he doesn’t agree with anything out of McCain’s mouth, just because McCain is white. How does that make any sense? Why would you vote for someone with completely opposite views, just because their white? Well, it makes a lot of sense to a racist.When it comes down to a national election, I don’t think Obama will win due to racism. Plain and simple. If by some grace he does take the white house, it won’t be long before some whack job snipes him from the back of his Chevy pickup. I think the morons of this land may just barely be willing to give up sexism - but God dammit - racism is as American as apple pie!

Huckabee’s a Homo

Over at the Raw Story, they’ve reported that apparently according to Mike Huckabee Homosexuality is a choice. I found the story on digg, where not surprisingly there were a few morons actually defending Huckabee, concurring with the belief that any behavior is ultimately a choice. This is simply laughable. If you really believe “any type of behavior is a choice,” that means you also think the mentally ill choose to be insane. The behavioral tics symptomatic of tourettes are choices. Huckabee must have had, at one point, homosexual desires which he suppressed because he chose to be straight. It’s the only way to rationalize such a stupid argument. I was born straight, always attracted to women, never had any desire to have sex with men, I did not choose to be like this, it’s just how I am. To say that homosexuality is a choice means everyone has the ability to walk that path including Huckabee and you and I. It means that everyone has homosexual desires, but chooses to ignore them. Therefore anyone who stands behind this argument must have had some experience of suppressing their sexuality. I cannot comprehend the concept of homosexuality as a choice because for myself, heterosexuality was not a choice.Plus, I seriously doubt anyone would choose to be gay given the shit they have to put up with from social conservatives.