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the biggest regret of my life was dumping Annie Kendrick.

I always think about what could have happened. Now I’ll never know.

It kills me every time I think about it.

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The writing style of “journalists” at Fox News is starting to cause discomfort in my bowels and headaches. It sounds like it was written by some snooty rich white teenage republican girl. It is not written in a style anywhere near the 5W’s of Journalism we all learned in grade school, and just because it’s an entertainment article doesn’t let this author off the hook; it’s still supposed to be news – the Onion is takes itself more seriously than this shit.

The best part is that the headline of the article leads you to believe it’s about a film. The author doesn’t say anything about the film that the headline doesn’t already tell you.

Washington Post

Pelosi Daughter Making McCain Film
FOXNews - 39 minutes ago
By Roger Friedman AP Almost more than the convention of Barack Obama, the 2008 DNC is like a party given for and by Nancy Pelosi. The House Majority Leader is a ubiquitous dynamo, an Energizer bunny pushing the Democratic platform, explaining and …
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Because instead of slaving for a minuscule wage in a machine shop, I could just level up and slay demons to get money. Also, I’d be able to buy way cooler shit like swords and axes.